Friday, September 28, 2007
Is this just a plain old lanyard, or is it a more dubious item? I think it is a school spirited device with which frustrated undergrads may use as a hanging device with which to commit suicide. This is why I have always steered away from ever purchasing one. Given the frustrating situation I am (and 17 others are) in, I may have already put it too good use. So, by not buying a key chain thingy, I actually may have prevented my own untimely death. It really makes you think, doesn't it?
It doesn't, but I've just always wanted to use that phrase completely inappropriately when it would sound the most idiotic. Mission accomplished!